funny grandma

82 year old Ernie is on his death bed with his wife Doris by his side: He says, 'Dear Doris, when we were first courting in our prime at 22, I slipped off my roller skates and broke my collar bone. And Doris, you were there by my side to comfort me. Doris, when we went out for our anniversary meal at the age of 32…

Found on the Refrigerator One Morning : My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will …

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer, from London , and is certain that he has a better education than any paddy cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense..!! Irish Garda say…

One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home.   After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.  With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: “Honey, would you give me a blow job?”   Horrified, she …

A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job.   The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?”   The kid says, “Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota.”   The boss liked the kid and gave him the job. “You start tomorrow.  I’ll co…