Grandmother used to call Friday the 13th, National Pigeon Poop day. She believed in Karma. Whenever someone did her wrong or was rude to her, she would put them on her "Poop" list. Every Friday the 13th, she would carry an umbrella. She said there were angels in charge of the list of names the pigeons were…
Read moreBEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE - A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away…
Read moreA man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly- attentive stare & walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologi…
Read moreThere was a gas station in trying to increase its gas sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-up.” Soon a customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer…
Read moreA married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come …
Read moreThree old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.” The second…
Read moreA couple were invited to a masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He – being a devoted husband – protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and that he should go alone and enjoy himself. So he…
Read moreHowdy, The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so, I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. I w…
Read moreA lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots , but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying “HI, we’re hot. Do you want a date?” “That’s terrible!” The priest exclaimed. “But I DO have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots ov…
Read moreDear Son, I'm writing this slow cause I know you can't read that fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last Arkansas family that lived here took …
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