funny grandma

A woman had a dog which was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbour’s male dog while they were away on holiday. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart: However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found…

A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink.   As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.   She turned to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?”   He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on Harleys.  My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy’s Harley, then as …

She looked pretty good for a lady who must have been in her 60s. In fact she wasn’t bad at all! I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers and then she asked me if I’d ever had a “Sportsmans Double”. “What’s that?” I asked. “It’s a mother and daughter threesome” she repl…

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there' ..... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the w…

One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000.  It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for …

Before he died, Billy Graham was retur ning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine waiting to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver . "You know," he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never…

The police were called to a female gym.   The female manager ran out to greet the two male officers as they exited their vehicle.   “Please, come quickly.” She said in horror, “We’ve found a peep hole drilled into the changing room. Some pervert has been watching us!”   “Don’t worry,” the policeman said reassuringly…

The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?  We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”   “Yes”, she says, “I remember it well.”   “OK”, he says, “How about taking a stroll around there aga…