funny grandma

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not s…

A judge was interviewing a woman  regarding her pending divorce, and asked,  "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice  little home in the middle of the property  with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the  foundation of thi…