funny grandma

What you’re about to read clearly shows that if your mom suspects you’re hiding something from her, she’ll do the impossible to find out the truth BUT tbh most of the time that won’t really be necessary since your mom knows you better than you know yourself and can understand in an instant when you’re lying to her. …

A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China  with my boss for a week ... A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China  with my boss for a week.  This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack  enough clothes …

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 yea…

Earlier today, a man escaped from the Atlanta prison where he had been doing  time for about 14 years. And the first thing he does? He breaks into a house  nearby looking for money and supplies and finds a young married couple in bed. He makes the guy get out of bed and ties him to a chair, while handcuffing the  gi…

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word “fascinate”  in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s  farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate, not  fascinating”.…

A mom was out walking with her 5 year old daughter.  The daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.  The mom took the item away from her and asked her not to do that. “Why?” the daughter asked. “Because it’s been on the ground, and you don’t know where it’s been. It’s dirty, and pr…

It was the last week of school . Johnny Cook, a bus driver in Haralson County, Georgia, couldn’t believe it when a middle-schooler approached him and told him he was hungry. The reason? His lunch card was 40 cents short, so he didn’t get to eat lunch that day. Cook had a brief conversation with the boy, and when he …

Dorothy was very upset because her husband Albert had just passed away. She goes to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed, and the instant she sees him she starts wailing and crying. One of the attendants rushes up to comfort her. Through her tears she explains that she was upset because Albert was wearing a bla…

A jockey is about to enter a race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you  have to remember with this horse is that every time you  approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’  really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do that, you’ll be fine.” The jockey thinks …