funny grandma

For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, when you just need to take it out on someone... don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know! Read this guy's experience: Now get this: I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I…

Nearly Ex. One evening, after the honeymoon, Bob was working on his Harley motorcycle in the garage. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we’re married, maybe it's time you quit spending so m…

A kid walks into a general store, walks up to the owner and asks for a job: The owner says. "you think you'd make a good salesman?" The Kid says. "I don't know. I think so." Owner says. "I'll tell you what. Next customer comes in, you watch me. If you think you can do what I do, …

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth & a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job, I don'…

Our  teacher asked what my favorite animal   was, and I said, "Fried chicken."  She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.  My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he sai…