funny grandma

Free to a good home... Sweet, loving, well behave..... Oh hell, I cannot even type that with a straight face...  Let's try this again. For the love of all that is holy, someone please save me from this tiny furbearing demon! His given human name is "Scout". But I believe that his feline name translates…

🤣🤭🤣 The blonde had been married about a year.  One day she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn't know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her. "Why are we so happy?" he asked. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" "Great&…

One day a guy rushed into a restaurant and sat down. When the waitress came to his table, he said to her, “Look, I am in a hurry, please bring me coffee and a menu!”. The waitress scurried away and return soon after with a menu and his cup of coffee. The guy looked down and notice as she put his coffee down, the wai…

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "…

A young doctor had moved to a small town to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds so that the community would become used to their new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.” The older doctor says, “…