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An old lady was stopped to pull  into a parking space, when a young man in his new red  Mercedes went around her and  parked in the space she was waiting for. The little old lady was so upset that  she went up to the man and said, “I was going to park there!” The man was a real smart alec and he said, “That’s what y…

VERY, VERY SAD DAY TODAY.  A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, AFTER 7 YEARS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL AND TRAINING, HAS BEEN FIRED FOR ONE MINOR INDISCRETION.  HE SLEPT WITH ONE OF HIS PATIENTS AND CAN NO LONGER WORK IN THE PROFESSION.  WHAT A WASTE OF TIME, EFFORT, TRAINING, AND MONEY.  EVEN WORSE, IS THE FACT THAT HE IS STILL PAYING OF…

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Elderly Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the old cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop’s expense! The old I…

There was this old man from Texas who decided to do a little travelling and when he got as far north as Kansas City he was feeling pretty horny so decided to stay awhile: That evening he hailed a cab and asked the cabbie about houses of ill repute, So the cabbie took him to one that he knew well. After choosing a suit…

A man was sent a letter by the Department of Environmental Quality regarding a pond on land that he owned. The letter he sent back in response is one of the funniest things youll ever read. Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized…

This is an old one, but  funny! 😂🤣 Just wanted to share! Anniversary Gif Pocket Taser Stun Gu*n, a great gift for the wife A guy who purchased a pocket Taser Stun Gu*n for his wife submitted this story Last week I saw something at Larry's Pis*tol and Pawn Shop that sparked my interest The occasion was our 15th w…