funny grandma

Some friends and I went out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.   It seemed a little strange.   When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.   Then I looked around saw that all the staff had spo…

A man was in a long line at the supermarket. As he got to the checkout he realized he had forgotten to get condoms. So he asked the checkout girl if she could have some condoms brought up to register. She asked, “What size condoms?” The customer replied that he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, a…

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much d…

One of my very favorite jokes, and it's making the email rounds once again. Enjoy! I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 90).  We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.  The teenager had spiked hair in all different color…

A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.   She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.   The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.  As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.   “Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his…

A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after.   A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, “Where is my baby?!”   The doctor replies, “They are both fine, you have a beautiful boy and girl.   Your husband went back to work and you were out so long that your brother named them.”   …

A little guy sat in a cafe one day eating his lunch. Three Hells Angels walked into the cafe, looked around, and decided to have some fun with the little guy. They sat at his table. One of them took his coffee away from him and drank it down.  The next one took his sandwich away and ate it down. The third Hells Ange…

Barnaby joins a very exclusive nudist colony.   On his first day, he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around.   A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection.   The woman notices his erection and comes over to him grinning sweetly and says, “Sir, did you call for me?”   Bar…