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A math professor, John, is having problems with his sink so he calls a plumber.  The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill.  He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck."  But he pays it anyways. The plumber tells …

Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich”. The second lad…

Another Giggle: A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher.  Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.  Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of…

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.   First Bull: "Ive been here five years. Im not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."   Second Bull: "Ive been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. Im keeping all my cows."   Third Bull: "Ive only be…

After thirty years of marriage a husband and wife go for counselling.   When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.   On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable— an ent…

Sam signs up with the army and gets sent on basic training. When they are handing out rifles, he is at the back of the line and they run out just before they get to him. The Sergeant gives him a stick and tells him to just pretend it’s a rifle. So our hero goes running through the mock battle pointing his stick and ye…

Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce. In court they bring in baby bear. The judge puts baby bear on the stand and asks him who he’d like to live with? “Well not papa bear he beats me,” says baby bear. “So mama bear?” ask…

When we get married, it is for ‘better or for worse’ and we stand there and say I do, realizing what we are getting in for. During the honeymoon phase of the marriage, things to do work very nicely but it isn’t long before there is some type of trouble that sets in. It is something that every marriage has to deal wi…