Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself... "2+5, the son of a b**ch is 7" "3+6, the son of a b**ch is 9" His mother heard this & asked, " Henry ! What is this nonsense you are doing?" "Oh Mom. Don't disturb. I am doing my maths homework" Mom: "Is this ho…
Read moreA math professor, John, is having problems with his sink so he calls a plumber. The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyways. The plumber tells …
Read moreThree old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich”. The second lad…
Read moreAnother Giggle: A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of…
Read moreThree bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: "Ive been here five years. Im not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows." Second Bull: "Ive been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. Im keeping all my cows." Third Bull: "Ive only be…
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