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A zookeeper accidentally let a gorilla loose, and the gorilla escaped.  He called the zoo owner and told him what happened As cheap as the zoo owner was, he told the guy to get a gorilla costume, and replace the gorilla for now, because he didn’t want to buy a new gorilla. So that’s exactly what the man did. He orde…

I think I’m going to lose my drivers license…   The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:   Officer: “License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!”   Me: “I assure you, I did not drink anything.”   Officer: “Okay, let’s do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway a…

💔 I Want A Divorce 💔 A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She was very upset.  _"You are a disrespectful pig!"_ she cried. _"How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a…

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. …

A woman had a dog which was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbour’s male dog while they were away on holiday. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart: However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found…

A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink.   As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.   She turned to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?”   He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on Harleys.  My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy’s Harley, then as …