funny grandma

A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some  independence  but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbor if she would please follow him to school …

Following a luncheon for seniors, sponsored by the Broken Hill High School, at which an  elderly  lady  received  a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize, the lady was writing to say thank you: Dear Broken Hill High School. God bless you for the beautiful  wireless  I won at your recent Senior Citizens lunch…

We recently spent $2500 on a young Black  Angus  Bull. We put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay if that’s possible with a bull. Anyhow, I had the Vet come to have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little …

A man in Scotland calls his son in London  the day  before  Christmas Eve  and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” ‘Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer” the…