funny grandma

Three bulls hear the rancher is bringing another bull onto the ranch, and will most likely be reassigning cows to each one. The first bull says to the others, “I've been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” “I’ve been here three years,” says the second bull, “and have earned my right…

Mr. Ducote was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed: "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a…

THEY NEVER THOUGHT THEIR FARM KID WOULD SAY THIS AFTER JOINING THE MARINES. THIS IS PRICELESS. A Farm Kid Joins the Marines Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are …

Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Brown. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" asked the l…

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pai…