funny grandma

One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed.   We were  fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly  says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”   I said,  “WHAT? Then what was all that about?!?”   Then she uttered the  words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear… …

.minding his own business

A month before my wedding, my fiancée told me she mistakenly left her favorite hoodie at her sister's apartment and asked me to go get it. I knocked on the door and her sister answered, wearing yoga pants and a low-cut top. I'd always thought my fiancée's sister was hot but she was exceptionally sexy tod…

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling Out of that bag." "Oh…

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this c…

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, “I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.” The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who had been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of…