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Two couples are having their wedding reception in the same hotel, and the two grooms are having a few beers together at the bar. “I bet I make love to my wife tonight more times than you make love to yours,” says the one . “Never. I’ll bet $50 my wife wakes up more satisfied than yours,” says the second. “Right, you…

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he fou…

The Black Bra Three lady friends had their weekly lunch together. One is engaged, one is a mistress and the third has been married for 20+ years.  They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. …

A husband and wife on a hot, summer day. A guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer afternoon. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for dinner. The wife was quite irritated about him sitting in the air-conditioned house all day while she did all …

A mother was driving home from the shops when she decided to stop by at her son and daughter-in-law’s house. She knocked on the door, there was no answer. She tried the door, which was unlocked, so she decided to walk in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law, lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was …