A Father And His Daughter Are Together.

One day, a father and his daughter are together. The father is putting the daughter to sleep. After the father leaves, he hears her saying her prayers. He hears her say, ” God bless mommy, daddy, and grandma, rest in peace grandpa.” The father hears all of this and barges back into the room. He asks her, ” Why did you…

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Dad Joke: This father insisted the baby couldn’t be his

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.   “Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine.”   “Nonsense,” the doctor said. “Even though you and your wife both ha…

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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.  He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. …

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