funny grandma

A tad naughty - Paddy is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mary, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After …

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following let…

While in China, an American man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a con.dom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having se…

An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor with his wife. After the exam, the physician pulls the wife aside, and says, “I’m afraid your husband has an advanced stress disorder. He’ll die very soon unless you do exactly as I tell you: Always be sweet and pleasant. Each morning, fix his favorite breakfast. Prepare delicio…

After 60 years of marriage, Dwight and Barbara were very happy together. But their advanced age came with its downsides – namely, their s.e*x life was nowhere to be found. That is, until one night… Feels her husband’s hand on her thigh As they were lying in bed watching TV, when Barbara woman suddenly felt her husba…

Laboring for hours  on end can be truly exhausting — along with the first nights with a newborn that follow. But as long as your  partner is there cheering you  on and stepping in to help, it should all be OK, right? The truth is, even the most well-meaning  husbands may need to catch some shut-eye  as the hours tic…

A lot of change  happens in a marriage  after entering the world of parenting. When we’re sleep deprived, struggling, and listening to crying sounds all day, we tend to lose our patience. And when that happens, our communication isn’t the best. And that’s why it’s  important during this phase  to be kind to one anot…

The pieces she's likely to be wearing are quite personal to her. Lisa Levinson, who serves as head of communications for the Natural Diamond Council, believes that the Queen will only wear her "simple Welsh gold wedding band and a pair of pearl earrings," according to Metro. Calling the Queen "humbl…

One of the benefits of getting older, I think, is that you are permitted to speak your mind a little more than you could when you were younger. So when I read this funny story of one grandmother who made a shocking confession to her granddaughter, I knew I had to share it. This story has been retold in joke books an…

WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM????? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!' 'Nonsense,' the doctor sai…

Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested & she asks “…How did it go?” “I died of shame”…he answers! Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Timm…