funny grandma

Last Friday, I took a guest to Sagar Ratna Restaurant. I noticed that the waiter had a spoon in his shirt pocket.  I looked around and saw all the waiters had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came I inquired, "Why do you place the spoon in your pocket?"  He explained, "The boss hired McKinsey …

Diary Of A YOUNG WIFE Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine thou…

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what ! ! A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends..Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one …

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Years later, they get back together to discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother for her 90th Birthday. The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said, “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.   The third smiled and sa…

A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church !!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: “why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?” The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel each othe…

THE BAD WIFE A man comes  home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?" demands the surprised husband. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me-$500 cash to do what I do for you for free!" The man pondered that thought fora moment, and then began Pack…

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: "To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. | am very happy with you and | value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, | h…

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.   Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.”   “Oh, really? Darn it!…

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: 'To My Dear Wife. You will  surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being  54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy  with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore,  after reading this letter,…

“Mother, where do babies come from?”, she asks. The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in th…

A college professor is experiencing a “slow-down” in his sex-life with his wife… … so he is trying to figure out how to spice it up. He is hearing that there is a foreign student who has a lot of luck with girls on the campus so he decides to ask him for advice. “Paolo, how are you doing it?”  “Well, professor, righ…