funny grandma

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping  centre was packed and as the wife walked  around she discover that her husband was  nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do,  and hence she became so worried that she  called him on her mobile phone to ask him where  he was. In a quite voic…

The Retired Husband After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from …

A husband asks a gas station worker to "fill er up, please" Gas station worker: ok GSW:  takes wife Husband: Wait, what are you doing? GSW:  takes off her clothes Husband: Now wait just a moment GSW: what? Husband: I DIDN’T MEAN FILL MY WIFE UP WITH SEMEN! I MEANT FILL HER UP WITH GAS! GSW: Ohhhhh I get it n…

You may have heard of the best kept  secret of the US army – the infamous  area 51 in Nevada, where secret  operations are conducted. It was late  afternoon when Air Force spotted a  Cessna airplane landing right at area  51.  Perplexed, they immediately seized  the pilot and dragged him into an  interrogation room. T…

This is the letter that the man wrote to  his wife: Dear Wife, I’m writing you this  letter to tell you that I’m leaving you  forever. I’ve been a good man to you  for  7 years & I have nothing to show for  it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.  Your boss called to tell me that you quit  your job today & that…

A woman was helping her husband set  up his new computer and,… at the  appropriate point in the process, she  told  him that he would now need to  enter a password. Something he could  remember easily and would use each  time he had to log on. The husband was  a bit bored by the process and, feeling  in  a rather amor…

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital, And she timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak  to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator responded, “I’ll be glad to help,dear.  What’s the patient’s name and room number?” The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said,  “Norma Findlay, …

Joke Title: The Washcloth  This has to be read, laughed at and passed  on. There is not a woman alive today who  won’t crack up over this! This is a real  incident,  and no its not me so ignore the I’s and me’s. I  was due for an appointment with the  gynecologist later in the week. Early one  morning, I received a ca…

The marriage of an 80 year old man and a  20 year old woman was the talk of the town.  After being married a year, the couple went  to the hospital for the birth of their first  child. The attending nurse came out of the  delivery room to congratulate the old  gentleman and said, “This is amazing. How  do you do it at…