funny grandma

A woman was helping her husband set  up his new computer and,… at the  appropriate point in the process, she  told  him that he would now need to  enter a password. Something he could  remember easily and would use each  time he had to log on. The husband was  a bit bored by the process and, feeling  in  a rather amor…

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital, And she timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak  to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator responded, “I’ll be glad to help,dear.  What’s the patient’s name and room number?” The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said,  “Norma Findlay, …

Joke Title: The Washcloth  This has to be read, laughed at and passed  on. There is not a woman alive today who  won’t crack up over this! This is a real  incident,  and no its not me so ignore the I’s and me’s. I  was due for an appointment with the  gynecologist later in the week. Early one  morning, I received a ca…

The marriage of an 80 year old man and a  20 year old woman was the talk of the town.  After being married a year, the couple went  to the hospital for the birth of their first  child. The attending nurse came out of the  delivery room to congratulate the old  gentleman and said, “This is amazing. How  do you do it at…

Maria was a 19 year old Mexican maid who worked for a wealthy Californian couple.   She wasn’t well paid, and one day she asked her boss for a pay increase.   Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”   Maria: “Well señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase… The …

Three men die and are sent to Hell.  Satan punishes them based on their sins.   They all must spend 80 years locked in a room with the guilty pleasures they had in life.   The alcoholic will have all the booze he can drink.  The sex addict will have countless beautiful, horny women.  And the pot head will have all t…

Joke Title: Test An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she  decided to test her Sons-in-law. One day she was walking  along a lake-shore with the first son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help. The first son- in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the  shore. The …

Joke Title: Acquainted  This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus  stop to get onto the bus. A bus pulled up and the driver  opened the doors. She tried to step up onto the step but her  skirt was too tight. So she reached back to unzip and loosen it  a little. She tried to step up onto the steps…

A Police Officer was waiting along the side of a  highway waiting to catch speeding drivers.  There weren’t as many violators this day as  usual. The State Police Officer sees an old car  puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to  himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a  speeder!” So he turns on his lights and p…

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week,  company training session. Her husband drives  her to the airport and wishes her to have a  good trip. The wife answers: “Thank you  honey, what would you like me to bring for  you?” The husband laughs and says: “An  Italian girl,…!!!” The woman kept quiet and left.  Two weeks…

A woman (mom) was sitting at a  bar enjoying a cocktail after work  one night, when the bar door  opened and the most gorgeous  hunk of a man she had ever seen  entered. He was tall, muscular,  and handsome, with thick dark  hair and beautiful, sparkling green  eyes, and his every movement  was so masculine and sensuo…